January 2012
7 posts
Me in 2012: I'm single! :)
Me in 2013: I'm still single!
Me in 2014: Still single...
Me in 20 years: Look at all these cats
Meow: This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays... →
doingthemost510:
purelyawkward:
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
December 2011
9 posts
Watch
Dancing For Gender Equality: “Whenever I’ve uploaded a video of me dancing on Youtube, it’s always gotten deleted. But if you go on Youtube and search ‘my sister making me hot to rape her’ you’ll get tons of videos of girls dancing. Reese and I don’t think it’s very fair, and so now we’re going to dance for gender equality. If you support this, then please reblog. And better yet if you’re guy...
okay basically today, north carolina is making it...
tidesbetween:
after it has stayed in the shelter for 72 hours
the dogs that fall under this “breed ban” it won’t even get the chance to be adopted
if the owner brings in the dog it will immediately be killed
the breeds in the “ban” are “bullies” ie: Dobermans, Rottweilers, Chow Chows, German Shepherds, Great Danes, Pitbulls, Mastiffs, Akitas and Huskies
click here to sign the petition
and...
November 2011
7 posts
When you accidentally step on your pet's foot:
Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
mom: wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want
people on the internet: you're so pretty why are you single
your crush: get out of my way you demented potato
October 2011
6 posts
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September 2011
36 posts
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Eating Nutella out of the jar. I cannot stop. I am...
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Watchclarexquisite:
thisismewaitingonyou:
trappedinateenagewasteland:
discardallfeeling:
fat-j3sus:
youleahatsix:
polteapotter:
liamausten:
dolphin-kid45:
omg did he die
is it bad that im laughing my ass off omg
OH MY GOD
OMG DID HE DIE OMG WOT
omfg i can’t cope
my lungs need air omg.
HOLY FUCIGNFIH SHIT
omg. why am i laughing at this?! i’m such a horrible person. -____-...
Nutella covered strawberries? Yay or neigh?
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