MotherOfDragons_

Raised in Louisiana but David Lee is what I call home.
Ask me anything

totiki:

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My boyfriends dads family is here and this one lady is like “I don’t eat no seafood. Ugh. Especially bugs that eat mud….one time we went to Tennessee and their were rednecks…” And best part. She’s a legit redneck honkie. One time she ate shrimp dip not knowing what it was and threw up when someone told her. lol

(Source: shibaconfessions)

fandomsandfeminism:

bestdayeveraugustthird:

musicsoundslovelythanks:

crashwasplayingbadeverything:

swaggaraptor:

chiefkeeffanfiction:

amydentata:

At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.

Go trigger warn some shit

That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.

Mother. Fucking. This.

People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.

Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.

He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.

He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”

So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.

I do appreciate that Bisexual is matched with bacon. I rather enjoy bacon. 

This is why I love the Colbert Show.

Yeah, drawing attention to bi and trans erasure through satire is not in itself biphobic or transphobic. 

Come on guys. Satire. 

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i-choose-archery:

fuckdouglas:

musicalabby-2112:

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oneofthefew:

skittle-happy-matt:

Somebody took a picture of their dog everyday for a year kinda like that video on YouTube and it’s so cute :3

PUPPY TURNS INTO A DOGGY!

Cutest gif in the world

this is my favorite gif ever

i think its wearing sunglasses at one point

The point where he has one ear down is so damn adorable!

I have two of these beauties and I love them to no end <3

avengedatthedisco:

how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul

(Source: tvgropes)

mishaoverlord:

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

shiphassailed:

when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively

(Source: graceebooks)

year is 2392
child:
mommy i can't sleep
mother:
don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother:
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

ithurielswings:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another. 

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live

(Source: teenwhoops)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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