MotherOfDragons_

Raised in Louisiana but David Lee is what I call home.
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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

I think I might be the next supreme.

(Source: xxhollywood)

stormcloud:

ice breakers:

  • “how big is your dick”

  • “how much money do you make”

  • “do you like me”

  • “am i cute”

  • “would you be uncomfortable if i cried”

kissmeok:

most amazing quotes on my blog♡

(Source: FANTASIA)

You are not free until you have no need to impress anybody.

Joyce Meyer  (via seulray)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon

(Source: drabbles-and-ideas)

When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.

A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way.  (via sne)

(Source: sailorfuckshit)

Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their first choice. That’s what makes the jukebox play.

Willie Nelson (via iamcharliesangel)

(Source: saintofsass)

asksweetcheeks:

yungterra:

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

"I own 17 butt holes"

(Source: yungterra)

When a relationship is over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower.

Dean Steed (via iamcharliesangel)

(Source: daughterofzami)

The Last Of Us - concept art dump 1/2

(Source: thefirstofoctober)

acidicmoons:

kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

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