Ask me anything
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I think I might be the next supreme.
“how big is your dick”
“how much money do you make”
“do you like me”
“am i cute”
“would you be uncomfortable if i cried”
“ You are not free until you have no need to impress anybody. ”
“ When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do. ”
“ Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their first choice. That’s what makes the jukebox play. ”
I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.
I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.
"I own 17 butt holes"
“ When a relationship is over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower. ”
The Last Of Us - concept art dump 1/2
kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there